did you know that elephants have been known to die of broken hearts?
I just locked myself out of my house. So now, I'm sitting on my back porch watching my dog, Aphid, laugh at me until the roommate comes home....in an hour and a half.
is in desperate need of a valium today.
If you hear of some crazed person running down the street screaming slurs, please don't call the police, just take me home and give me a sippy cup of vodka.
The commercials for the Bounce dryer bar annoy me. The woman says, "Not having to put the dryer sheet in is one less thing I have to do." Lady that's, like, the EASIEST part of my day. Don't take that away from me.
BREAKING NEWS----- Energizer Bunny arrested & charged for battery! (rimshot)
There is a group of strange, drunk people outside the office and one of them is singing at the top of their lungs in a very off key voice...can this place get any more retarded!
2 more hours... I'm sure that starving a pregnant lady is illegal!! Its gotta be!!
Give all your worries and cares to God, for he cares about YOU!-1 Peter 5:7
We're all going to miss having Bobby Cox in the dugout! Thanks for so many great years!
Trailer Trash Bash!
just ate a fresh pomegranate! It's like little bursts of juice in every bite. I love it =)
watching baby pot belly pigs run around the race track n jump into a swimming pool all for an oreo cookie at the fair. fun, fun!!