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Excuse my friends venting about everyone picking on OUR boy!! The greatest college football player this season.

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According to sources, Cam Newton drinks straight from the milk carton.

..........Another source confirms that when he was 3 he stole a cookie from the cookie jar. This man has no integrity. How could Auburn have recruited someone with this kind of a past?

..........I heard he was caught doodling in his Algebra class instead of listening to the teacher. Twice!

Cam Newton was probably behind 9/11, right FoxSports? What an awful, awful person.

........Not to mention the JFK Assasination

.......And Y2K

.......And he killed Jesus. Jews officially off the hook

.......im sorry i know it was a few years ago.. but sort of a sore subject..

One time Cam newton got a speeding ticket...#stuffthatreallydoesntmatter

An attack on Cam is an attack on Auburn. An attack on Auburn is an attack on me. #istandwithcam

10 and 0 baby gta keep grindn tho. Wde

Dear Snowbirds migrating South, Please get OUT of left (fast) lane!!

tengo hambre.

would not be a good birdwatcher...6:00 am + Cold + Patience = Tired & Grumpy Anna lol  

Best friend!!! You should have made Chris go with you... bahaha!

So you can run and tell that homeboy!

figured out that her neighbor's light switch cuts off all electricity in my house...need to get that one fixed stat

Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. Who wants to come fill in for me on bedrest??

Once upon a time there was thing called the weekend. I want mine back.

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